February 2012
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Watchforeveryoungplease:
francisco omg
yeah this is boring so goodnight and goodbye.
i just want anons right now.
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one direction opening video 2012 chicago.
lol i will die.
and he was all “you’re seriously not attractive” and i was like “yeah well you’re really sexy so ha wait oh shit”
"going out with all my friends!" "i love my...
tumblr boys: aw sweetie aren't you just the most adorable thing ever? you are so gorgeous. You are so sweet. How about you and I go on a special date under the stars? we can hold hands and talk about your feelings for that fictional character you love so much.
boys i know: i'd sex you so hard make me a sandwich
what station do you need to call in to to win the...
im done living. i just ate two white chocolate...
harryballs:
today i ate
two strawberries
a bag of frito hoops
a bag of some other kind of chip
a twix bar
another bag of chips
bottle of juice
all
before
lunch
YOU KILL ME
today i ate, a piece of toast, two fiber bars, dinner, cereal after dinner, popcorn, a cupcake, and two 100 calorie a piece oreo cookies. YOU. KILL. ME.
im done living. i just ate two white chocolate...
2 tags
me: hey
harry: hey how are y-
me: i just met you
harry: yeah and th-
me: and this is crazy
harry:
me: but here's my body
harry:
me: so fuck me maybe
OH MY GOD MOM. SHE WONT LET ME GET A MILKSHAKE....
I think I might order a pizza. I am so fucking...
so i sit here. on a friday night. alone. on...
but everyone else.
must have a..
*gasp*
…life.
why did the mushroom go to the party?
because he was a fun-gi
Anonymous asked: I think about that stuff all the time.
Anonymous asked: Do you ever think about sex?
Anonymous asked: what part of India is Zayn from?
Anonymous asked: Today, I got my boyfriend mad by asking him to clean up after himself. He threw me on the bed, ripped off my pants and took off my panties with his bare teeth, spread my legs, and shoved his iPhone all the way up my vagina and left. He shoved it so far up, I don't even know how to get it out. And its RINGING.
2 tags
liam: hey! nice to meet you! can i sign this for yo-
me: i will ride you like the wind, bullseye.
liam:
me:
liam:
me:
liam:
me: i mean yeah sign this please and thanks
Anonymous asked: Ed Sheeran is a member of one direction..right? People talk him all the time lol i think he wrote more then this? lol
oh my fucking god all i want is a milkshake.
Anonymous asked: What one direction song goes 'that's what makes you beautiful' ? sorry im new.
new title. new sidebar.
ill be back.
Asking my followers to write in my ask box is like...
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i think he became less interested after I told him i wanted to have our first date on Tatooine.
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Anonymous asked: 5 people who brighten up your day just by being online?
Would you miss me if I left today?
Anonymous asked: hey! do you know the video where niall is talking to a fan who asks if he can rap, and he says "i can wrap... a present." ? (:
my sweet angel face, if the only song you know by Ed Sheeran is Lego House, and you only watched the ‘Drunk’ music video because Harry was in it, you are in fact NOT an Ed Sheeran fan. So stop posting about him all over your facebook, “I’m gonna pick up the pieces..’ -Ed Sherun <3” or I swear to baby jesus I will make you grow a penis and then i’ll chop...
This girl on facebook, she's 15, she's talking...
i am so fucking sick and tired of being sick and...
This time next week I will be in Virginia,...
Anonymous asked: are you gonna record the concert?