January 2012
MAC MOTHERFUCKING MILLER ON MY MOTHERFUCKING TV...
Anonymous asked: can i kiss you at midnight?
2 tags
helium-payne asked: L :)x
Anonymous asked: GURL. GURRRRL. IMMA BRING THA WEED. YO PARTY IS ALREADY BANGING THO.
Put a LETTER in my ask box and I'll tell you 5...
Anonymous asked: that awkward moment when i probably get more dick than you.
Anonymous asked: oh so youre married? arent you like 4?
Anonymous asked: hannah quick question. I think I may have possibly gotten my girlfriend pregnant..but im also a girl so is that even possible? but she went to the doctors, and they said she is pregnant..
Anonymous asked: yo gurl whatchu wearin?
Anonymous asked: i wanna suck yo nipples
horny ass motherfucking douche bag faggots on...
stranger: male, UK, 17.
Me: HARRY?!
Wow people on omegle. wow.
i'm talking to a 17 year old guy who thinks he is...
Anonymous asked: Say something 1D related on omegle and I'll see if I can find youu?? :)
i'm gonna go confuse people on omegle.
DRUNK GRANDMA IN MY YARD THO. NOT EVEN KIDDING.
I was wondering why my dashboard was like dead as...
i'm gonna miss the kingsley hat tho.
tell me why you follow me and one thing you...
Hannah i have ask limit waaaaah.
onedirectionkilledmyovaries:
but HE HAD HAIR LIKE ZAYNS NO JOKE
I WAS LIKE
OHMYGOD I LOVE YOUR HAIR
I LOVE YOUR HAIR
GUTEN TAG
LET ME TOUCH IT
HAHA. GUTEN TAG. OH MY GOD. I AM DEAD FELICITY.
Anonymous asked: HAHA. MORE LIKE THE BIGGEST FAIL EVER. but yeah biggest fail of 2011.
Anonymous asked: It sounds like a good book. I'll look into it.
Oh god i just got a text from some drunk guy.
Anonymous asked: HAHAHA! Hannah hates humanity.
Anonymous asked: hannah, you are better than those slores getting wasted. you have a hilarious blog to run. that's one of the best jobs to have! :)
Anonymous asked: It's about a 16 year old boy that gets addicted to drugs and commits suicide. It's supposed to be a true story. Not the happiest book, but still a good one. Whats yours about?
Cheers to the sluts, douche bags, and faggots who...
Anonymous asked: didn't you eat pizza earlier?
Anonymous asked: rough night? what's erong?
a girl on facebook saw I was having a rough night...
If I hear one more mother fucking firework then a...
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
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Anonymous asked: I don't know if you've heard of it but it's called Jay's Journal.
Anonymous asked: Dont feel bad gurl.... I'm sitting here reading a book and eating chicken and tumblring.
Anonymous asked: r u reli drunk?
I do not like being alone on new years eve. it...
Anonymous asked: og my god this is why i love you.
to mch apple juice guise im so druuunnk!!1111!!...