March 2012
See what your followers think of you on anon or...
thisisb:
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
I read all of them~
Anonymous asked: What bitch starting problems with my hannah banana?
Anonymous asked: Tumballlaaah draaama
you know what's funny? your indirect posts are...
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
Anonymous asked: your definition of swag?
peeta: yolouyhafafhtgycprabybtlstylt
You only live once until you hit a forcefield and finnick has to give you CPR and bring you back to life so then you live twice
a goodnight prayer
mynamekyle:
as I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and when I awake in the morning light, I pray my butthole will still be tight
amen
today my mom was all "stop laughing at everything...
i’m grounded.
Anonymous asked: por qué eres tan sexy que caballo de orina diosa
Anonymous asked: swallow? ;)
Anonymous asked: do you ever just laugh beccause you are hilarious? Donkashae.
Anonymous asked: Is zayns name pronounced like MALEEK or MALICK
yolo
Anonymous asked: so one day i came home from work and my gurlfrand was living with me right so i came home and she was doing tha nasty with my brOTHER. i juss saw dat dick goin in out of dat pussy and im like NIGGA BAQ DA FUQ UP DAS MY HOE NOT URS and he slapped me with his dick and i went into a coma for 6 years and i JUSS woke up frum it crazii shit rite OH SHIT IM GOING BACK BYE SEE U IN 6 YEARS
idk man i love it when you ignore me
Anonymous asked: what was it like the first time you ever had sexual intercourse?
2010: my favorite band is one direction
2011: my favorite band is one direction
2012: my favorite band is one direction
2020: my favorite band is one direction
2050: my favorite band is one direction
the rapture: my favorite band is one direction
when i'm dead: my favorite band is one direction
Anonymous asked: hey have you ever heard of one direction?
reblog if yolo
Anonymous asked: SEND DIS 2 ALL DA POWERFUL BLACK WOMEN U KNO SO DAT WAY THEY KNO THEY AINT NEED NO MAN IN THEY LIFE CUZ THEY BEAUTIFUL STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMEN ND U KNO HOW WE DO !!!!!
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
zayns-got-that-onething:
I’m so bored. Please do this.
Anonymous asked: you immature bitch with your obsession with a stupid chinese band
Anonymous asked: "We will continue to perform, but not as One Direction." is that a video? or where did they say that??
Anonymous asked: Ahh you're coming to Florida next week?! What part?! Come visit me in Tampa<3
I feel like Zayn is the one who died with all...
My mom is taking me to get my Jersey shore tan on...
1 tag
JESSIE WHAT DID I EVEN JUST SEND YOU. ALL RIGHT....
2007: Zac Efron
2008: Jonas Brothers
2009: Justin Bieber
2010: One Direction
2011: One Direction
2060: One Direction
Anonymous asked: www(.)ticketmaster(.)com/event/150047688AB22A3F?artistid=1532105&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=1 If you wait for the seating to load it has the seating as that. 101 is still close though.
Anonymous asked: rip zanes mom :(
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
Anonymous asked: Which seating chart did you look at? The one I have for the concert is different. x
Anonymous asked: you're annoying
Reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
bringmelights:
p0keball-:
Be as crazy and random as you like, because chances are….I’m just as crazy xD
The weirder the sentence, the more I’m bound to like you. :D
omgletsgosurffing:
thelittlemonsterunderyourbed:
mynameiserll:
Niall: Oh Harry you’re so funny! Louis: What do you think you’re doing Niall…
Niall: Back the fuck off I’ll flirt with whoever I want
Louis: Oh really?
Harry: Oh shit…
DYING
byewbfywef it looks like that’s what’s really going on.